The christmas party

Well here we are again either in anticipation of the office party or you may even already have the scars and hangover already. This week I would like you to tell me your favorite christmas party. Any gossip at them, who got off with who, you know the drill.
I ask because our one at our publishing party always has something going down (usually the mulled wine). One year I was in between 2 doctors (easy) doing the can can, I had my arms around their necks and had a bottle of bubbly in each hand. Fortunately the photographer was off somnewhere tasting the sherry, so no pics.
Also is what I would like to know is what others do and what lavishness and merriment they get up to, how big are the publisher parties? What happens to those people that work remotely do they crack open a turkey and eat it on their own?
What embarrasing moments have you had with your colleagues, anyone photocopied their bum yet?

I’m off to see a man about a dog now, so have fun.
Toodle pip